Certified Catnip Dealer T-Shirt – Funny Cat & Pigeon Design

This shirt’s packing more attitude than a cat on a nip bender.
Featuring a smug tuxedo cat in shades, dealing "100% Pure Catnip" out of a wooden crate, while a wide-eyed pigeon looks on in panic — this design is the purrfect blend of chaos, sarcasm, and feline mischief.

Part of the Catitude Collection by KatKouture, this vintage-style tee is ideal for anyone who knows the real boss of the house is furry, fearless, and slightly high on catnip.

• High-quality unisex fit
• Soft, breathable cotton
• Distressed, vintage finish for maximum style
• Great gift for cat lovers, stoners (you know), or chaos gremlins in general

Wear it loud. Wear it proud. Nip responsibly.

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Product Features

• Without side seams for a smoother fit and reduced waste.
• Ribbed knit collar retains its shape for lasting wear.
• Shoulder tape stabilizes the garment, preventing stretching.
• Made from 100% ring-spun cotton for a soft, durable feel.
• Ethically produced with US cotton, certified for quality.

Care Instructions

• Do not dryclean
• Do not bleach
• Tumble dry: low heat
• Iron, steam or dry: low heat
• Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
  
  

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean

Custom-Made with Love

Each of our items is made just for you, which means we cannot accept returns or exchanges once your order is placed. Every design is specially printed to your choices, making it one-of-a-kind! 

Oops? Let Us Know!

If something arrives damaged or isn’t quite right, please don’t worry — just send us a message within 7 days of receiving your order. We’ll make it right as quickly as possible.

Need to Cancel?

Changed your mind? No problem! You can cancel your order within 1 hour of placing it. After that, your order will be in production, and we won’t be able to stop it — but we promise it’s going to be adorable.

Questions? We're Here!

If you have any questions at all — before or after you order — just drop us a message. We love hearing from you and are always happy to help!

Heads Up for International Customers

If you’re ordering from outside the U.S., your country might charge customs or import taxes when your parcel arrives. These fees aren’t included at checkout and will need to be paid on delivery. We don’t collect these charges, so please check with your local customs office if you’re unsure. Thanks for understanding!